flight of the conchords - pickuplinesången

jag såg en ny HBO tvserie som heter Flight of the Conchords på svt. den handlade om två killar som har ett band ihop och de pratade om hjälmar och var i en videobutik där någon försökte sälja en tårta och deras manager spelade in deras musikvideo med en mobiltelefon och deras enda fan mel stod i en trappnedgång utanför deras lägenhet och så gjorde de en låt där de var robotar som sjöng ett binärt solo som gick såhär: 100000100101011111100010101 och det var roligt. den här låten sjöng de när en av dem såg en snygg tjej på en fest, texten är genialisk och jag ska sjunga den nästa gång jag ser en snygg kille:

Looking at the room, I can tell that you.
Are the most beautiful girl in the...room.
(In the whole wide room).
And when you're on the street, depending on the street.
I bet you are definitely in the top 3.
Good lookin girls on the street.
(Depending on the streets).
And when I saw you at my man's place.
I thought...what, is she, doing...at my man's place.
How did he get a hottie like that to a party like this?
Good one, Dave.
(Ooh, you're a LEGEND, Dave).

I asked Dave if he's going to move on you.
He's not sure.
"Dave, do you mind if I do?"
He says he doesn't mind.
But I can tell he kind of minds.
But I'm going to do it anyway.

I see you standing all alone by the stereo.
I dim the lights down very low.
You're so beautiful.
You could be a waitress.
You're so beautiful.
You could be a air hostess in the 60s.
You're so beautiful.
You could be a part-time model.
But then I seal the deal, I do my moves.
I do my dance moves.

Lets travel through, just me and you.
As other dudes around you on the dance floor.
I draw you near, lets get out of here.
Lets get in a cab. I'll buy you a kabob.
I can't believe. I'm sharing a kabob.
With the most beautiful girl I have ever seen with a kabob.
Oh, why don't we leave?
Lets go to my house.
We can feel each other up on the couch.
Oh no, I don't mind taking it slow.

Cause you're so beautiful...
Like a tree. Or a high class prostitute.
You're so beautiful.
You could be a part time model.
But you'd probably still have to keep your normal job.
A part time model.
Spend part of your time modeling.
And part of your time next to me.

My place is usually a bit tidier than this.